Tag Archives: Funny

The scale of funny…

Hehe, I like this…!

funny

Any way, doesn’t matter the scale, go laugh! I have laughed a lot this weekend and hope you have to

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Why I prefer being a b!tch!!

The pic says it all!

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Yoga for today

This made me LAUGH loads- it merges my two worlds of yoga and geekiness so wonderfully- though if my yoga instructor did this in class, I would be horrified 😉

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Men are from Mars, Women from Venus

I had to take screen shots from my email for this! Too funny 🙂 Brilliant!

(Too funny but now it gets better!)

(I love, love, love the teacher!)

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Some cool inventions over the years that well, never made it mainstream…

Spring mattress- I understand, spring bed… hmmm… not sure I would want one of them personally!

Hahah kinda funny but useless but may mean less breakages at parties!

If I find one of them, so getting it for the shower! Defo!!

Love! Love!! Love!!! Want. NOW. I heart penguins.

If this gets me out of bed in the morning, it may just be THE alarm clock I need!

The best way to manage that tea break with only 2 cookies!

For the Irish weather and the fact that girls never have place for a brolly, this might just be the answer!

Even for someone as lazy as me, that’s going TOOO far!!

Errr Ummm REALLY?!

AND NOW FOR MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE:

I want these stairs PLEASE!

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Light at the end of tunnel?

Apparently the light has been switched off!

So much for hope.

Today certainly feels like there is NO light.

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Ouch!

It’s been 3 weeks since I wrote anything and it’s not for not wanting to but just ‘cos it has been insanely busy for me…. there is so much I could rant and rave about too but let it be… probably better off forgetting it all!

Something funny happened the other day- Ryan’s mum is staying with us for a few days and she has this 8 month old toy poodle (ugh- I don’t like toy dogs even though I love dogs but still) and he is teething currently so it’s kinda irritating as he wants to chew on everything- especially something stringy!

You can see where this is going right? 😉

Somehow the poodle got hold of my knickers and chewed on it- I caught him and put it back in the wash…. not realising how much damage had already been done!

So if I am caught in my office CCTV squirming oddly- we all know why- stretching weak string is not a good idea- lesson learnt, don’t ever have pet poodles- kidding!!!!!!!

Atleast now I can turn back and laugh at it.

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Ah Men- can’t live with them, can’t live without them ;)

You know, every month we ladies are allowed to be moody, behave erratically and expect our man to just deal with it as we go through the PMS. Somehow I feel sad for the men not getting that monthly outlet to just be slobs- maybe that’s why they do it ALL the time…

Anyway, just wanted to share this video- an oldie but still funny! Enjoy the laugh 🙂

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And they still continue to amuse me!

I love, love, love my friends!

Seriously, how can’t I?!

This is an excerpt from an email I got today and I am STILL laughing:

“Momma Mia was brilliant! BEST part was the woman dancing in the aisle and her skirt falling down around her knees…..and she didn’t notice for AGES!!! Good ol spanx had numbed all senstation in her legs!! hehe…..”

Seriously, how brilliant is life with anecdotes like these?

Mum, bar the spanx this could be you so please be careful!

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My friends continue to amuse me!

This is definitely one for TFLN!

Just got a text from a mate of mine in Uganda:

“PS I wish the mosque would not open for business and chanting at the time I’m coming home on a saturday night…..”

Followed closely by

“…But time to sleep now! I think!”

Atleast I know he’s having a blast! 🙂 Go him!

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Almost gave up on blogging

ALREADY!!

4 days in and my commitment in waning- and since this is more for me than anything else, is it a wonder I am such a commitment-phobe?

What a day it has been- I have had some amusing moments:

#1: Met a mentor for lunch to discuss career options etc- his opening line to me “J, you need to help me get a job”. So much for me getting him to get me a job!

#2: In team meeting to review a document deliverable that was sent out on Sat- a team member halfway through the discussion, raises his hand- very seriously and says “Shouldn’t we all read this document first?!” [I almost lost my temper completely there!!!]

#3: Friend and I treat ourselves to milkshakes (FULL of icecream and chocolates- they were really good- I recommend them!) after a really long client meeting. On the way back to our office, he turns to me and says “I can’t join you for dinner on Sunday- I am on a diet.” Like seriously dude, you are kidding, right?!

#4: We are organising a night out for everyone in the department and I came across a brilliant deal- reply from a classmate “J is Scottish!” Is there a stereotype I am missing?!!

#5: I looked down at my feet after my evening shower, saw a swollen ankle and decided to not do anything about it- am I becoming SO indifferent to my injuries?! This can’t be healthy, right?

#6: I put my iTunes on random shuffle and the first few songs it blares:

  • Sexy Eyes by Whigfield
  • Don’t talk, just kiss by Right said Fred
  • Gold by Prince/ the symbol

(I didn’t even know I had these songs!)

#7: One of my admirers sent me a mail saying “I hate black heads (and I thought he was referring to closed pore type blackheads, anyway goes to show!) but I really fancy you so could you please die your hair?” Errr… dude, I cannot kill my hair- it’s already dead tissue so I presume you mean dye and did you really ask me this as a way of asking me out. As far as opening lines for dates go, it is an original, I’ll give him that!

Basically, this sums up my day better than anything else! So here are the top 3 things I am thankful for in the past week:

  • My ability to laugh when everything seems to be going wrong
  • Feeling totally desired by SO many men (it’s been a while and I have to admit I am enjoying it)
  • Sleep- gosh, I needed it!

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